so my female black lab was acting cranky, drank water like foots drinks vodka, licking her snatch like Duko licks his balls and pissed on the floor a couple of times like....well hell..who of us aint pissed on the floor

Vet says to follow her around with a tupperware bowl and catch some pee for him to sample. Needless to say, I got some strange looks from the neighbors....all but one guy...he was strangly aroused. Anyway, she had a urinary tract infection and is get antibiotics for a couple weeks.

So, if there is a lot of snatch licking around your house, there is probably some antibiotics in your future.