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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: H2ODOG]
      #255956 - 09/26/17 09:09 PM

I don't know, dude......I mean.....we don't HAVE to fish this weekend. After all, there is golf on TV.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: H2ODOG]
      #255957 - 09/27/17 05:00 AM

Myself I hope to shoot a few birdies this weekend. Does that count? I'm just trying to keep up with you two killers.

And dawg, what's deer camp?

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: last_stand]
      #255959 - 09/27/17 10:09 AM

It's fishing......all we kill is brain cells. You can't tell?

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: last_stand]
      #255960 - 09/27/17 11:00 AM

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Myself I hope to shoot a few birdies this weekend. Does that count? I'm just trying to keep up with you two killers.

And dawg, what's deer camp?

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Deer camp.....fishing weekend......Duck club.....turkey week.....whatever you want to call it. I think most of you hands just golf, hold your ol ladies purse at the store, and so the dishes and laundry between commercial breaks. Hell, I bet you boys still watch the NFL too.

Have fun golfing and watching golf. I'll make sure to catch your limit of eyes also. Duck season is almost here and it takes a ton of fish to get through the season.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: griffin]
      #255961 - 09/27/17 11:02 AM

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I don't know, dude......I mean.....we don't HAVE to fish this weekend. After all, there is golf on TV.

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If it wasn't for the unlimited internet plan on my phone, I wouldn't have a TV in my house. I hate watching TV, let alone watching GOLF on the TV. Exactly how miserable of a life does one have to watch golf??

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: H2ODOG]
      #255963 - 09/27/17 05:18 PM

You seem obsessed with golf dawg.

I recommend a weekend with the twin catching eyes to get straight.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: last_stand]
      #255964 - 09/27/17 05:39 PM

Have fun doing whatever you hands do, that don't fish and hunt. Apparently yall didn't know this was a hunting forum.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: H2ODOG]
      #255975 - 09/28/17 12:35 PM

i don't hunt OR fish anymore and never did watch golf..

i'm just a full-time chaffeur & atm machine to three kids

geez, how big of a loser am I??



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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: HAUS]
      #255980 - 09/28/17 05:19 PM

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i don't hunt OR fish anymore and never did watch golf..

i'm just a full-time chaffeur & atm machine to three kids

geez, how big of a loser am I??






Haus.........believe me........you fit right in with us.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: HAUS]
      #255981 - 09/28/17 05:59 PM

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i don't hunt OR fish anymore and never did watch golf..

i'm just a full-time chaffeur & atm machine to three kids

geez, how big of a loser am I??






Dude.......I see you still fishing between being an ATM, baseball dad, Colorado, and making lots and lots and lots of homebrew. You might be busy, but you still fish and make beer. That's not watching Golf or playing golf......so we still allow you in here. You have an excuse. I'm not sure if some of these skirt wearing bastards ever did hunt or fish.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: H2ODOG]
      #255984 - 09/28/17 06:17 PM

Speaking of watching golf....The President's cup..Predictions Griff or Dog?

I was all settled in with my wife's purse ready for the first pairing and who tha fork do they show??? Freaking Obama , so I went and shot Teal!

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: Bubba]
      #256041 - 10/11/17 05:28 PM

Walleye fishing Friday, while smoking cigars and drinking bourbon. I’m not going to miss a big golf tourney that day??

Asking for a friend.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: H2ODOG]
      #256042 - 10/11/17 08:08 PM

Look, ya bastages.....we drafted Haus and he's under contract. Once he gets done with his family obligations he's got a spot in the lineup. He makes beer, WE have not lost our priorities.

LS and Sptsman, no, we let them go as free agents and they got picked up by some guys wearing bermuda shorts, black and white shoes, and carrying suitcases full of walking canes. They are apparently also in charge of the Boy Scouts, and now allow girls to play, kinda like they have with hockey. They seem happy and we wish them well.

Bubba is retired, and old. But he still hunts and has access to a wine cellar......so we keep him on as a consultant to the youngsters. He's like Mark McGuire. He doesn't like the new team management, but he wants to keep his hand in the game and doesn't want anybody looking in his locker to see why he can still hit. He golfs so he can walk around and curse his balls, that no longer go where he wants them to go......we get it, minus the clubs it's all we have to aspire to.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: griffin]
      #256043 - 10/12/17 06:00 AM

If Bubba is your consultant, you sure the fork don't listen too well. And by the time Haus gets free from obligations, you two forkers will be six feet under. bwaaaaaaaaaa

happy ls.........I kinda like that.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: last_stand]
      #256046 - 10/12/17 08:24 AM

Dude - Bubba is our consultant to the youngsters, as I said. We don't consult with him, we just direct the young members of the cafe to him. (try to keep up on that one, huh?)

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: griffin]
      #256049 - 10/12/17 05:26 PM

Keep sending them my way ......the youngsters need all the knowledge I can bestow!

And , by the way.....I made my third hole in one yesterday down in Branson! The wine cellar needs restocking.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: Bubba]
      #256052 - 10/13/17 05:18 AM

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Keep sending them my way ......the youngsters need all the knowledge I can bestow!

And , by the way.....I made my third hole in one yesterday down in Branson! The wine cellar needs restocking.




Dayum boy.........I wish you'd send just one of those my way.

And don't tell these forkers you drink wine.....their heads might explode with that one.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: griffin]
      #256055 - 10/14/17 08:59 AM

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Dude - Bubba is our consultant to the youngsters, as I said. We don't consult with him, we just direct the young members of the cafe to him. (try to keep up on that one, huh?)

griffin




Define "youngsters" around here. Anyone under 50?

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: last_stand]
      #256069 - 10/16/17 05:07 PM

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Keep sending them my way ......the youngsters need all the knowledge I can bestow!

And , by the way.....I made my third hole in one yesterday down in Branson! The wine cellar needs restocking.




Dayum boy.........I wish you'd send just one of those my way.

And don't tell these forkers you drink wine.....their heads might explode with that one.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa




Once upon a time not so long ago at an unnamed duck camp, 4 of us fellow cafers downed 9 bottles of good wine.It did not go well soon thereafter..

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: Bubba]
      #256070 - 10/16/17 10:24 PM

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Bubba said:
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Bubba said:
Keep sending them my way ......the youngsters need all the knowledge I can bestow!

And , by the way.....I made my third hole in one yesterday down in Branson! The wine cellar needs restocking.




Dayum boy.........I wish you'd send just one of those my way.

And don't tell these forkers you drink wine.....their heads might explode with that one.

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa




Once upon a time not so long ago at an unnamed duck camp, 4 of us fellow cafers downed 9 bottles of good wine.It did not go well soon thereafter..




I can neither confirm nor deny the truthfulness of any of the above.....but I know this without hesitation....When my Grandson one day asks if I have any worldly advice I will simply say, "son, if the wine starts getting drank from pint beer glasses, just go home".

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: griffin]
      #256096 - 10/18/17 04:35 PM

Damn , son. That was a hell of a night! Closely followed by the MM International man of mystery rassling match...Nash Buckingham would be appalled I tell ya.

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: Bubba]
      #256183 - 10/27/17 01:12 AM

I missed all the young/old talk in here.

Sir Bubba, awaiting wisdom, sir!





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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: HAUS]
      #256184 - 10/27/17 01:17 AM

and by the way, speakin of beer, I finally opened my brewery, after many, many years of acquiring equipment, saving money, etc..

so, if y'all are ever down in Neosho, stop in on the square and have a drank. I most likely won't be there. can't stand being in town..





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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: HAUS]
      #256185 - 10/27/17 05:19 AM

Congrats Haus, that's pretty dang cool!

Any chance your beers are coming this way in the stores?

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Re: PGA Championship - last Major of the year [Re: HAUS]
      #256186 - 10/27/17 06:39 AM

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and by the way, speakin of beer, I finally opened my brewery, after many, many years of acquiring equipment, saving money, etc..

so, if y'all are ever down in Neosho, stop in on the square and have a drank. I most likely won't be there. can't stand being in town..








I might just become a regular there?


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