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can't make this up!
      #201071 - Mon Mar 08 2010 05:32 AM

A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.

The woman now faces a felony charge of third degree assault on a police officer. Her bond was set at $10,000

I'm not aroused


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Re: can't make this up! [Re: cook]
      #201077 - Mon Mar 08 2010 07:32 AM

That coulda put an eye out!

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: redleg]
      #201081 - Mon Mar 08 2010 08:29 AM

I wouldn't do it, but some guys would pay good money for that treatment...


Bubba?

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: Whackattack]
      #201093 - Mon Mar 08 2010 10:48 AM

Oh , I'm in.....

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: Bubba]
      #201097 - Mon Mar 08 2010 12:25 PM

Depends on the girl.

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: GoGop]
      #201098 - Mon Mar 08 2010 12:59 PM

ha ha, bubba wants a facial!

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: duko]
      #201122 - Mon Mar 08 2010 09:16 PM

By the way, according to the article, breast milk is a bio-hazard.

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: duko]
      #201123 - Mon Mar 08 2010 09:24 PM

Quote:

duko said:
ha ha, bubba wants a facial!

duko




Bubba is a facial.

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: foots]
      #201148 - Tue Mar 09 2010 11:36 AM

bofya!

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: Bubba]
      #201150 - Tue Mar 09 2010 11:55 AM

Whole, 2% or skim?

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: Scout 1]
      #201167 - Tue Mar 09 2010 03:34 PM

It is delicious in coffee.

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: Kit]
      #201184 - Tue Mar 09 2010 10:36 PM

Quote:

Kit said:
It is delicious in coffee.




Dunkin Donut coffee maybe.

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: foots]
      #201197 - Wed Mar 10 2010 08:15 AM

How about some cheese?

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Re: can't make this up! [Re: Phil in MO]
      #201221 - Wed Mar 10 2010 03:42 PM

Strait from the tap-I'm cool with that.
Cheese-I might try a slice
But I'm gonna have to draw the line if that guy starts brewing beer with yeast from his wifes yeast infection!


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Re: can't make this up! [Re: legband]
      #201231 - Wed Mar 10 2010 06:17 PM

Quote:

legband said:
I'm gonna have to draw the line if that guy starts brewing beer with yeast from his wifes yeast infection!






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