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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think
25 to life would be appropriate.--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.--Jay
Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for
it.--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.--David Letterman
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The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of the American Presidency.
It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks!
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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SwampFox
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The Vasectomy:
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.
Before the procedure the nurse comes in and take his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the table.
The man obeys.
The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about.
The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the vasec is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever.
The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient sees six men in a room masturbating.
Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?
The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care."
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
Edited by SwampFox (Sat Aug 28 2010 12:56 AM)
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Quote:
SwampFox said:
Shouldn't this be in the "things that arouse Bubba" thread?
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SwampFox
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That Bubba is a kinky guy. 
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