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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #232996 - 10/12/12 09:11 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #233120 - 10/15/12 11:45 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #233127 - 10/16/12 08:42 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: Bubba]
      #233229 - 10/19/12 10:34 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #233262 - 10/21/12 09:40 PM

Bedtime for Obonzo

Once upon a time, Americans elected the One, the lightbringer, who promised toys ‘n unicorns, rainbows ‘n good things, for all the girls and boys who would vote for him!

To do this, L’il Obonzo threw out the mean ‘ol Constitution, and children just like him everywhere cheered, ‘cause now THEY were in charge!

So, L’il Obama broke open the cookie jar an’ gave them all away to his special friends and family, ‘til there were no more left.

But soon, adult people, who made the cookies, said mean things about where the cookies went. Then they all yelled at poor L’il Obonzo and Obonzo friends, and saying they wouldn’t make any more cookies for L’il Obama to give away.

So, because pissed of adults, because of dumb laws, ‘n American history, ’n that mean ol’ Constitution, 'n common sense taking hold, L’il Obonzo - and many of his Obonzo media friends – just might end up back under adult supervision once more.

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #233263 - 10/21/12 09:40 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #233564 - 11/04/12 08:06 PM

There is, finally, conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are dead.

Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #233616 - 11/06/12 08:21 AM

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There is, finally, conclusive evidence that Osama bin Laden and Muammar Gaddafi are dead.

Yesterday, they both registered to vote in Chicago.







ain't that the truth


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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: wuchang]
      #233618 - 11/06/12 09:34 AM

Some forker I saw on TV yesterday wrote a book called "The dead always vote Democrat". He may be on to something.

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: foots]
      #233621 - 11/06/12 10:44 AM

Oz might like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDxOSjgl5Z4


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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: Paul Dallas]
      #233624 - 11/06/12 01:16 PM

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Oz might like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDxOSjgl5Z4




Yep, I like it. The high point: "Barack Obama supports gay marriage. Most black men don't even support straight marriage."


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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: Ozark]
      #235823 - 02/03/13 02:15 PM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #235878 - 02/05/13 09:40 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #246023 - 09/09/14 02:38 AM



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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #246650 - 10/11/14 02:24 PM

The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch,

She saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began Calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer.

Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, She heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing, 'Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!'

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...

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Re: Barack Hussin Obama [Re: SwampFox]
      #246654 - 10/11/14 03:24 PM

Quote:

SwampFox said:
The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch,

She saw that there had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began Calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer.

Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, She heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, singing, 'Vote for Barack Obama! - Vote for Barack Obama!'

Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive...







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