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There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...
      #252443 - 04/29/16 05:15 AM



For example...

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she
sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi, sweetheart," he says. "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"


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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... [Re: wuchang]
      #252534 - 05/09/16 10:03 AM

Dayum that is funny

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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... [Re: redleg]
      #253199 - 08/15/16 02:10 PM

I love it.

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Re: There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... [Re: Mel]
      #253740 - 10/06/16 06:03 PM



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