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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #233780 - 11/13/12 04:09 PM



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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #234165 - 12/02/12 08:34 PM



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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #234167 - 12/03/12 07:21 AM

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Carnahan Christmas?


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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: wuchang]
      #234186 - 12/04/12 02:28 AM

lmao Donald Trump came to town and started complaining about how the windmills were an eyesore. THAT made the libs hate him more.





I'm going to get one of these.


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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: MB2]
      #234200 - 12/04/12 06:56 PM

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown

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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #234202 - 12/04/12 07:11 PM



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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #234204 - 12/04/12 07:12 PM



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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #234294 - 12/09/12 07:00 PM

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Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown




Like for solar power?

I don't know about the-in-between, but I do know that in California, as here, if you have those FREE solar panels installed on a home, it'll cost you
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$3,000.00 per year more on your property taxes.


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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: MB2]
      #234370 - 12/12/12 11:24 PM



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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #234417 - 12/14/12 07:33 PM



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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #234468 - 12/17/12 03:00 PM



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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #234486 - 12/18/12 01:07 AM



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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #234581 - 12/20/12 09:38 PM

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

To All My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year


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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: Ozark]
      #234616 - 12/22/12 02:05 AM



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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #234617 - 12/22/12 02:09 AM



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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #254145 - 12/09/16 05:32 PM

For the holidays...

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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #262478 - 12/13/20 12:00 PM

To the top.

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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #264491 - 11/30/23 11:45 PM

Merry Christmas

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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #264492 - 12/01/23 03:35 PM

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Merry Christmas




Same to you and throw in a Happy New Year to boot


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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: wuchang]
      #264533 - 12/21/23 11:37 PM

Did you know that according to the song, "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", Santa has twelve reindeer? Sure, in the introduction it goes "There's Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen..." That makes eight reindeer.
Then there's Rudolph, of course, so that makes nine.
Then there's Olive. You know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh..." That makes ten.
The eleventh is Howe. You know, "Then Howe, the reindeer, loved him..." Eleven reindeer.
Oh, and number 12? That's Andy! "Andy shouted out with glee." The proof is in the song!

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Re: Christmas Jokes [Re: SwampFox]
      #264536 - 12/22/23 04:57 PM

On Christmas Eve, a burglar broke into the home of a prominent local lawyer. The thief took all the lawyer's Christmas gifts from under the tree but left the packages for the wife and children alone. As the criminal was leaving the house, he was apprehended by a policeman. He confessed to what he had done but told the policeman that he couldn't be arrested.
The policeman asked why, and the thief responded, “Because the law states that I'm entitled to the presents of an attorney.”

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