Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find young,
sexy girl, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction
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Q: What can a man do while his
wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools,
you can finish the basement.
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate
of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle
every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems
with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by
50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these".
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"Being deeply learned and skilled, being well trained and using well spoken words; this is good luck."
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