redleg
Enzyte - one a day!
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I was gonna surprise momma next month and renew our wedding vows  figured to get in good so I could hunt some more.
Gonna have her family,,mine what's left of em a preacher some grub a new ring wiff all the family's birthstones on it,,,gonna be a suuuuprise
BUT I just went to take a whiz and she done hid my glasses and the tweezers,,,,,wtf over? 
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Pitbull
FEtch's Son in Law
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3371
Loc: Land of the Pheasants!!
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Damn your beardedclam whooped  
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67Firebird
Former political advocate
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 9185
Loc: Russellville, Mo
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You're giving this group a whole month to keep a secret for ya?  
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FowlMouth
King Deano
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 2922
Loc: E MO
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glasses and tweezers??......startin' early to pluck those nose and ear hairs for the wedding?
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Hop
Reged: 12/16/06
Posts: 1801
Loc: Now that's a 10-2 Code
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Hell I've had ta fire up the Bathroom "Weed Whacker
Since I turned 45 which was 7 years ago.
I get so many nose and ear hairs I look like a Hobbit if I miss a week.
And just think I used to make fun of old farts with thier nose and ear hair.
Guess that makes me an Old Fart Eh?
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DADAKOTA
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3852
Loc: Missouri West Side
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"done hid my glasses and the tweezers,,,,,wtf over?" Obviously she knew you wanted to look for your tool.
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Farmer_Floyd
member
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Posts: 1080
Loc: Ozark
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Red, just go buy one of those battery powered jobs.
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67Firebird
Former political advocate
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Posts: 9185
Loc: Russellville, Mo
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Quote:
redleg said:
BUT I just went to take a whiz and she done hid my glasses and the tweezers,,,,,wtf over?
Just go ahead and pee. It'll be the wet one.
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redleg
Enzyte - one a day!
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Loc: Big Rock Candy Mountain
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I pizzed on the floor,,,I think,,,, that'll teach her
Mel I want my freaking glasses back,,,I'll go get me another set of tweezers!
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DjF
little buddie
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 5410
Loc: staring at an empty mailbox...
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what's yer birth stone??? river rock?
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somewhere between "Hi, how can we help you?" and "Get off my lawn!"
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redleg
Enzyte - one a day!
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Loc: Big Rock Candy Mountain
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pee gravel 
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A gun is like a parachute, if you need one and don't have one, you'll prolly never need one again.
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DjF
little buddie
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 5410
Loc: staring at an empty mailbox...
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obviously....
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somewhere between "Hi, how can we help you?" and "Get off my lawn!"
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Mel
member
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Loc: Excelsior Springs, MO
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Glasses????? We don't have no stinking glasses except those that have liquid in them at present. 
Yer on yer own..........'specially about the tweezers.
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names - John Kennedy
Edited by Mel (07/29/08 06:30 PM)
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redleg
Enzyte - one a day!
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Loc: Big Rock Candy Mountain
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Musta been Charlie,,,sorry Mel.
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halfasmuch
action hero
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 4349
Loc: Upper Oakville
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U should be more worried about Carol putting them glasses on and see how you gone beyond ugly..to your natural state of FUGLY.
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