MB2
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Reged: 12/14/05
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a homemade lasgne (that's right I can cook occasionally) a blender of stawberry dacquiris with my name of it, a tired dog from running all day, and a handsome man waiting for me to kick his ass at pool and to practice golf with. 
This might be a good place to list what you learned in real life in 2006. 
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SKDuckhunt
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Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 640
Loc: 5 minutes to MTC
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a tired body from working may azz off the last few weeks, cold beer in the fridge, and a plan to do some shooting in the morning..
what I learned
Dont trust the boss!!!
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dabs
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 5971248
Loc: New Money, USA
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I just got done with two platters of wings and some nice cold beers, my dogs are both put up for the night and I have a wife who is already bitching about my hot wing/barley and hop induced farts in the bedroom. I am sure I will be thankful to run her out to one of the kids room so I don't have to listen to her snore and I have the bed to myself.
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foots
the exterminator
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 5241
Loc: by my spiritual advisor, Wu
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With this flu sh1t goin around.....never trust a fart. 
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I was born kicking, screaming, and covered in someone elses blood. I have no problem goin out the same way.
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Bubba
strangesly aroused
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 3828
Loc: Lemmingstan
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What I learned:
Getting old ain't easy.
A broad chest turns into man teats.
A diamond cutter winds up as Gumby.
Grandkids are better than kids.
Shooting does not improve with age.
You do develop a tolerance to alcohol.
Real friends are real friends.
Farts can be wetter than you remember.
Hens taste like Drakes.
Georgia can beat Va tech.
Corn is King.
My drinking partners have a hunting problem.
My dog is pretty damn good ,for a phsycho.
Switching from Skoal to Copenhagen because you think you have throat cancer is stupid , especially pouches.
Pouches dry out your mouth which causes 3 crowns in the right side of your mouth.
You CAN gain more weight.
Retirement seems further away every day.
I love this country.
I took drunk about an hour ago.
We wacked some ducks asses in 06.
I don't like drama.
My navel is deeper than it was this time last year.
I hate politicians...especially Kerry.
I don't know how to get on the chat forum.
Viagra is my friend.
A north wind works pretty good.
Bands are hard to come by.
I have a pretty good life.
Am I done? No , but it is enough for now.Thanks , Ms B. 
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God Bless our Troops!
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dabs
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 5971248
Loc: New Money, USA
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Your dog is not psycho...he is a damn terrorist!
And foots...you don't have to preach to me about not trusting farts...I am a member of the OISMPC(Oops I Shits My Pants Club)
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fish
senior member - literally
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 2464
Loc: Kingdom of Callaway
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2006. The last two weeks.
Lesson learned ??? When moving hire a moving company(which I didn't do) no matter what it costs and don't lift a damn thing and throw half of what you have to the curb for pickup.Moving after 15 yrs in the same house is a bigger PITA than I ever imagined. 
fish - with his New Years rant  
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fastman
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Reged: 01/01/06
Posts: 1922
Loc: missouri
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I learned that>>>>>>>
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DSL is fater that dial-up
Arkieland is the Spoonie capital of the Universe
Griffin isa Spoonie wackin mo-fo
Dakota ain't that good ah dog + I ain't that good ah owner
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Sumner lives better than Wright City
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The Paducah duk call does work (it was a pair of mallets)
Ringnecks fly fast + have tough skin
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I knew it b4, butt wif the passin of Caller, it tells me that I'd better live for the moment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Think I'll take 2007 off & try & live knot work 
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"A man will heedlessly charge a cannon, but puke at the sight of 6 inches of steel." Jim Bowie
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DjF
little buddie
Reged: 12/13/05
Posts: 5410
Loc: staring at an empty mailbox...
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Quote:
MissBudweiser said:
a homemade lasgne (that's right I can cook occasionally) a blender of stawberry dacquiris with my name of it, a tired dog from running all day, and a handsome man waiting for me to kick his ass at pool and to practice golf with.
This might be a good place to list what you learned in real life in 2006.
Sorry I had to cancel Miss Bud, hope you had a nice evening anyways...
I learned that the road between here and St. Louis still sucks...
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somewhere between "Hi, how can we help you?" and "Get off my lawn!"
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MB2
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 5722
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Quote:
Bubba said:
What I learned:
Getting old ain't easy.
Getting old isn't easy, but the memories are richer!
A broad chest turns into man teats.
Or the female facsimilie....without mamograms!
A diamond cutter winds up as Gumby.
I don't understand this statement....Care to explain?
Grandkids are better than kids.
I'm not a granny yet....
Shooting does not improve with age.
Is this really true? Or is this like, "The older I get, the faster I used to be." Is it a matter of setting your expectations too high?
You do develop a tolerance to alcohol.
And an intolerance for people who still have a high tolerance! 
Real friends are real friends.
True. And internet friends cannot replace them, but you can find goodness in everyone.
Farts can be wetter than you remember.
Hens taste like Drakes.
I'll take your word for it.
Georgia can beat Va tech.
I'll take your word for it.
Corn is King.
That's why hubs had another 15 acres plowed under!
My drinking partners have a hunting problem.
My drinking partners still call me after closing hours in Oswego, because they know I always have a bottle of rum.
My dog is pretty damn good ,for a phsycho.
My dog is a great dog. He cost $75.00.
Switching from Skoal to Copenhagen because you think you have throat cancer is stupid , especially pouches.
Pouches dry out your mouth which causes 3 crowns in the right side of your mouth.
You CAN gain more weight.
Kirstie Allie is proof that you CAN lose it too, even at 55! 
Retirement seems further away every day.
I am afraid to retire. I did learn that delegating responsibility is more diffiuclt than I thought.
I love this country.
Origin of birth is everything.
I took drunk about an hour ago.
I don't post when I'm drunk....anymore.
We wacked some ducks asses in 06.
For the first time in years, I took my husband to the speedway. He had a big goofy grin on his face and said...."I LOVE THIS chit!"
I don't like drama.
I don't like handwringers!
My navel is deeper than it was this time last year.
Belly Shooters!
I hate politicians...especially Kerry.
I hate politicians. Period.
I don't know how to get on the chat forum.
You're not missing anything.
Viagra is my friend.
I am drug-free, and love it.
A north wind works pretty good.
If you like snow.
Bands are hard to come by.
Especially wedding bands. 
I have a pretty good life.
 Happy 2007!
Am I done? No , but it is enough for now.Thanks , Ms B.
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halfasmuch
action hero
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 4349
Loc: Upper Oakville
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da vogler boys are agin quick... and forkin fallin apart.
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The difference between genius and stupidity
is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein
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MB2
member
Reged: 12/14/05
Posts: 5722
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Quote:
halfasmuch said:
da vogler boys are agin quick... and forkin fallin apart.
I'm going to try to draw a line here. Some of you may follow it, others may not.
In 1994 my friends and I tried to make 2 Cup races. The first one was at Loudon, New Hampshire. Well, we thought we were pretty darn smart. Rolled into the competitor's campground on Wednesday night with our motorhomes, a one-ton pickup & enclosed trailer, so that we could be the first ones to sign into the garage area. Outside all the regulars had their tractor-trailers with 2 cars and superstars. We had a 3-time Busch North Champ trying to qualify for us. He had never driven a car with radial tires.
So, there we were, just a bunch of good-ole guys and girls. We sign in and proceed to the garage area, and the official waves us out onto a piece of tarmac. You see, all the 'regulars' have already pre-signed into the garages. It was 120 degrees all weekend. My Dad lost 10 lbs on Saturday working on that car.
We didn't make that race. 
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