Exactly!!

Which is why every year I sleep in a tent in my back yard and drink a 5th of Jack Daniels the night before opening day.

The next morning I climb up a stop light standard at the busiest intersection near my house. I scream, "hey Bill, one's coming your way!!!" for about 2 hours and then head back to my house. People think I'm weird for yelling at cars.......I don't know.

Mostly they leave me alone, but I know the day is coming when I can strap one of those assholes to the hood of my car and parade them around.

griffin