Three old ladies, Agnes, Gertrude and Maude were sitting on a bench, enjoying the glorious spring sunshine and having a quiet conversation, when a flasher approached them from across the park.

The man came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them, opened his trench coat and exposed himself.

Agnes and Gertrude both had a stroke, but Maude, being older and feebler, bless her heart, could not reach that far.