IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
03/12/06 08:26 PM
Bird's and Bees 2006 version

Birds and Bees 2006 Edition

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We went into a secured site, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You've Got Male!"


Mel
(member)
03/13/06 02:25 AM
Re: Bird's and Bees 2006 version

Boo!!! Hiss!!! I think my hard drive just crashed.

griffinAdministrator
(administrator)
03/13/06 03:12 AM
Re: Bird's and Bees 2006 version

I'm considering deleting this whole damn forum after that one.

griffin


IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
03/13/06 03:40 PM
Re: Bird's and Bees 2006 version



SwampFox
(member)
03/13/06 04:02 PM
Re: Bird's and Bees 2006 version

At least put them in the "Just For Mel" thread so the rest of us know not to look.

IIFID
(Bond....Timmy Bond)
03/13/06 04:41 PM
Re: Bird's and Bees 2006 version

Will do....

Mel
(member)
03/14/06 01:05 AM
Re: Bird's and Bees 2006 version

Quote:

SwampFox said:
At least put them in the "Just For Mel" thread so the rest of us know not to look.




How did I get drug into this fine mess???



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