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fish
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(senior member - literally)
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08/08/06 03:18 PM
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A Little Flab...
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother!!! 
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Mel
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(member)
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08/08/06 06:01 PM
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Re: A Little Flab...
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Re: A Little Flab...
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fish, that was good! tell the boss hello!!
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fish
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(senior member - literally)
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08/09/06 12:26 AM
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Re: A Little Flab...
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She'll be home shortly an I'll be sure to tell her you said hey  Took a day of R&R just because I could. Stayed home an didn't do chit... 
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H2ODOG
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(the one who never tires)
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08/25/06 03:52 PM
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Re: A Little Flab...
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Quote:
fish said:
She'll be home shortly an I'll be sure to tell her you said hey Took a day of R&R just because I could. Stayed home an didn't do chit...
How's that any different than being at work?? 
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