A couple came home drunk one night and the lady could not make the stairs so she takes off here clothes and passes out on the couch while her husband goes to bed.
A while later he hears a scream. He comes down and asks her what the hell is the matter.
She said "A mouse had crawled up my snatch."
They call the doctor and the doc said "I will be right over but until I get there tie a piece of cheese on a string and stand behind here ahd dangle the string in front of her vagina the mouse will see that and come out."
A while later the Doc rings the door bell and the guy hollers come on in.
The doc comes in and sees the guy with a string and a piece of fish.
The doc says "What the hell are you doing I said cheese."
The guy replyed "Yea doc and it was working too. Then the mouse stuck his head out and the damn cat seen him. Now its a whole new ball game."