When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Anni got a little scared. "It'll be my first baby," she confessed With a blush, "and actually I don't know the first thing about how Babies are delivered."

"Don't worry about a thing," reassured the doctor. "It's really not all that different from how the baby got started in the first place."

Startled, Anni exclaimed, "You mean, five tequila shooters and then a Ride on Charlie's truck?