Uncited news story...

A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home dead ofsuffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6' 2" tall and weighed225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, white bra, black and white saddleshoes, and a woman's wig. It appeared that he was trying to create aschoolgirl's uniform look. He was also wearing a military gas mask that had thefilter canister removed and a rubber hose attached in its place. The other endof the hose was connected to one end of a hollow tube approximately 30" long and3" in diameter. The tube's other end was, for reasons unknown, inserted into hisrectum and was the cause of his suffocation. Police found the task of explainingthe circumstances of his death to his family very awkward.