SwampFox
(member)
12/15/05 10:37 AM
Re: Wemmen, Go Figure...

As the jet pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your flight while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."

A businessman, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?"

When the attendants came by for the drink orders, he asked "Did I understand you correctly? Is the captain of this plane a woman?"

''Yes sir, you heard right." said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God!" replied the passenger, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I just don't know what to think about all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "we no longer call it the cock pit. Now it's the box office."



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