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A soldier, running very fast, came to a fork in the road and saw a Catholic nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirt for a few minutes? I'll explain why later." The nun agreed. A moment later two military police officers came running and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier on this road?" The nun replied, "Yes, he went that-a-way." After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough. I don't want to go to Iraq." The nun said, "I fully understand." The soldier added, "And I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher up, you would have also seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Iraq either." |