A man paid a visit to his doctor because his leg was bothering him. He asked the doctor to listen to his knee.
The doctor used his stethoscope to listen to the man?s knee. Very faintly he heard, ?Can I have ten dollars??
The man then told the doctor to listen to his shin.
Again, the doctor used his stethoscope and heard, ?Come on, give me 15 dollars.?
The doctor was growing increasingly alarmed.
The man said, ?It gets worse. Just listen to my ankle.?
The doctor listened to the man?s ankle. He heard, ?I need 20 bucks. Will you give me 20 bucks??
The doctor stood up and said, ?I see what?s wrong...

...Your leg is broke in three places.?