A game warden from western Misssouri, on the border, called a game warden in Iowa. He tells him to meet him at a spot that they both know. When the Iowa warden arrives, he asks, "What's up?"

The MO warden says, "There is a dog caught in a trap down in that ravine, it's terrible!"

The Iowa warden says, "You called me about a dog in a trap? What did you do that for?"

The Mo warden says, "I'm not sure that this is even in my jurisdiction, it's a Iowa dog."

The Iowa warden asks, "How did you figure that out?"

The MO warden says, "Well, he's chewed three legs off and is still caught in the trap."