Subject: A beautiful name

A woman scanned the guests at a
party and spotted an attractive man, standing
alone. She approached him.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a
family name

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself.. It
reflects the things I like most -- cars
and men.

What's your name?" she asked.

He replied, "Bob Titsenbeer"