A greenpeacer was hiking through the cariboo mountains
when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life.
Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door.

"Anybody home?" he asked

"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.

"Is your father there?" asked the greenie.

"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma come in," said the kid.

"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the greenie.

"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.

"But," protested the environmentalist, "are you never together as a
family?"

"Sure, but not here," said the kid thru the door. "This is
the outhouse."