Doing the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce.

After 5 years of marriage, he payed her $49 million. Plus, whatever he spent on her while he was married to her!

Assuming he banged her every night during their 5 year relationship (and having been married, we all know THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per boinking, not counting attorney's fees, court costs and the incidental costs of being married to her.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour.

And that's Crazy, right?

But... get this!

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of more than $41 million). PLUS!!!

Value-added benefits are:

A HOT 22 year old babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching or complaining and NO 'to do' lists.

Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.* *

NOW, Is it just me, or is this the kind of math qwiz they should be teaching in all our schools?