Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation

The first guy says, I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E , you
know ... " Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist. "

The second guy says, I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you

know ... " Double Income, No Kids, Yet ."

The third guy says, I'm a R.U.B, you know ... " Rich, Urban, Biker ."

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know ...

" Double Income, Little Dog Owner. "

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies: I'm a WIFE, you know ...
" Wash, Iron, fork, Etc . "