Quick ? BEFORE IT STARTS

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite
> chair, turned on
> the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a
> beer before it
> starts."
>
> She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
> When he finished
> it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's
> gonna start."
>
> This time she looked a little angry, but brought him
> a beer. When it
> was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it
> starts."
>
> That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You
> waltz in here, flop
> your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and
> then expect me to run
> around like your slave. Don't you realize that I
> cook and clean and
> wash and iron all day long?"
>
> The husband sighed. "Oh bigolestinkyturd, it's started."