A doctor on his morning walk noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,
so he walked up to her and said, I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?

I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get l--d, and don't exercise at all.'

That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?

Thirty-four, she replied.