So this guy was running on the beach and he saw this chick with no arms and no legs crying. He went up to her and asked her whats wrong?
She replied " I ve never been hugged before..."
No problem he said, and he picked her up and she was smiling from ear to ear as he ran on down the beach.

So as hes coming back he notices her crying again. He asked what was wrong this time and she said she had never been kissed before. He said that was no problem and planted a big one on her. As he left she was smiling from ear to ear.

He comes back and shes crying again. This time he asked " What the hell is wrong now?"
"Well I ve never been screwed before..."

He picked her up and threw her in the water.