The Norwegian god THOR visits earth. He meets a beautiful earth woman and one thing leads to another and he spends the night with her. They make passionate love and THOR really enjoys himself. However, like some men ( not many, just a very very few!) he gets to that point where he wants to sneak out of bed and get away. He quietly manages to get out of bed, get dressed and heads for the door after even taking the trouble to write a little note about how great it had been and that he would call her later.

THOR gets down the block and congratulating himself on a clean getaway when his conscience begins to bother him. She was a nice girl, after all and he owed her something better than sneaking out of bed. He decides that he really does love this girl and is going to tell her the whole story of who he is and hope she'll take him back.

He returns to the house and knocks on the door. The girl opens the door and has a cold look for him.

THOR starts to say: " I'm THOR.."

The girl interrupts: YOU'RE thor? I'm so thor I can't piss!".