The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter
was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant
and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the
family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful
and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result
in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put
on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box
of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date,
the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of
condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug
her mother saying:
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that!
I'm dating Susan!'