A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped
to shake the preacher's hand .. He said 'Preacher, I'll
tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'

The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that
sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, "The Hell you did".