I went Christmas shopping for my wife this evening.

I told the sales lady I wanted some perfume for my wife, so she handed me a bottle. I sniffed it and she smiled and said, that's $90 a bottle. I handed it back and asked, do you have anything a little less expensive?

She handed me another bottle, I sniffed it and she said that's $60 a bottle. Seeing we weren't getting to my price range I asked, could I see something cheap?

She handed me a mirror.