Two businessmen in Toronto were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Cape Bretoner walked to the window, had a peek and in a thick Cape Breton accent asked 'What might ye be sellin' here boys ?'

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling ass-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Cape Bretoner said, 'You are doing well ...only two left !'