A Jew and a Catholic on a flight to Minnesota suffer a horrible journey. Massive storms buffet the plane and there is a collective sigh of relief when the plane finally lands.

From the corner of his eye the Catholic spots the Jew making the sign of the cross. "I saw that," he teased.

"Don't misunderstand," replied the Jew. "I was checking the items most vital in my life - spectacles, money belt, checkbook, and wallet."