SwampFox
(member)
04/04/09 08:45 PM
Re: Just For Mel

A Hyena is drinking at the watering hole one day when he sees an elephant come in for a drink. As the elephant gets close to the water he stops short and inspects a turtle for a few seconds. He then rears back and kicks the turtle so hard it flies for darned near a mile!
The Hyena says "What did you do that for"?
Welll, says the elephant,"About 80 years ago the turtle bit my foot. Today I finally found him and just got even".
"80 years" exclaimed the Hyena, "How could you remember what he looked like after all this time?"
The elephant replied " I have "turtle recall"!



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