An asylum for the mentally retarded got a new director and when he took a tour of the place he noticed that the inmates were just sitting around doing nothing. He remarked to the staff that they needed to be more active and suggested that they form a choir so the inmates could express themselves and become more interested in life. As a reward for their participation after each practice the inmates could choose a treat. They could have either an apple or a can of Tab.

The choir actually sounded very good so they decided to take them to local schools, churches and sporting events for them to perform. Their fame spread and they were doing concerts to supplement funding for the asylum to make the place nicer for the inmates.

Well, one evening after the concert a talent scout approached the director and said he'd like to get them on television and maybe record them but first the choir would have to have an official name. The director said that they already had a name. It was called The Moron Tab Or Apple Choir.