In honor of the dearly begloved...

Following the death of Michael Jackson it has been announced that he is to be melted down and made into action men and barbie dolls. It was his dying wish for hundreds of little children to play with him!

Sorry guys... apparently it's all rubbish. He didn't have a heart attack and go to hospital at all. He went to the children's ward for a stroke.

Jackson's last words as he was being rushed to hospital ........Is there any room in the childrens' ward?

Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9, another is Dylan, aged 6.

Jockeys at tomorrow's Flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.

Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.

At the autopsy they found children's underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors, it's just a patch; he's been trying to quit for awhile.

Michael Jackson didn't have a heart attack; he was found drowned in his pool when no one would throw him a buoy.

What's the difference between Jacko and Disney films? Kids will continue to be touched by Disney films for years to come.

Confirmation of Michael Jackson's cause of death has just come through. He died of food poisoning from eating 12 year old nuts.