SwampFox
(member)
07/02/09 08:02 AM
Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone

Two Muslims died and came up to the pearly gates.
St. peter looked them over and told them. I don't know if i can allow you in here, I have to go check with God. In doing so God told him that of course they accepted Muslims. St. peter went back and opened the gates for them.
Moments later, two jews came before him, and St.Peter, told them that they would have to wait until he checked with God again. Once again God told him that of course they accepted jews.
Then two blacks came before him. St. peter told them like the others that he would have to check with God. Once again God told St. Peter that it was fit to accept blacks. St. peter went back out to the gates, and then returned back to God.
God he said - they're gone.
The blacks asked God?
No the Pearly gates



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