A guy is driving home with his wife from a neighborhood bar and restaurant. He has had a few.

He is pulled over. To his surprise the officer only wants to point out that a tail light is out and to get it fixed.

His wife says: " I told him two weeks ago to get that tail light fixed!"

The officer, on hearing this, asks the guy for his driver's license. The guy produces a license. The officer tells him that it is expired.

The wife says: " I told him to go get it renewed after the Motor Vehicle Bureau notified him in that letter he got two weeks ago!"

The guy is fed up and tell her to shut the hell up!.

The officer leans into the car and says to the wife:" Is he always this rude to you?"

The wife says: No, only when he's drunk".