We were at a hunting cabin down south this spring. It's out in the middle of a thousand acreas of woods, over a mile from the blacktop, no phone, no cell coverage, no internet, no satellite..... just guns, liquor and ammo....what could go wrong there. Electronic deversions consist of a 12" tv/vcr combo and a bunch of kids movies from the 90's.

There's a ton of reading material laying around and to get out of the sun, I dragged a box of old magazines (not M A G A Z I N E S ) out on the covered porch where we were setting around drinking beers. One of the guys brought his 18 year old boy along.....we let him have a couple beers and he was feeling it. He starts pawing through the box of old magazines and finds a Playboy from 1978. His Dad raises and eyebrow but decides not to say anything to see how this plays out.....afterall, we need some entertainment. The kid start paging thru the Playboy and gets to the centerfold, holds it open in the classic fashion and gets this sick look on his face. Dad says "What's wrong boy...ain't cha never seen a naked woman?" Kid says "Chit Dad, I've been looking a Tiajuana Donkey Dance porn on the Internet since I was twelve.....but I've never seen a box as hairy as this....what was wrong with wimmen back then?"