I myself endured similar.. when I went for the V, I almost left as all the office staff was Clayton by the hour qaulity.. fortunately, the attending Nurse looked like my 5th grade math teacher...

Had a complication and had to go get the testicle jell and rub... at the hospital, the office staff looked like the circus was short a few stompers... went in the dark room, removed the shorts and the door opens and every nurse nuttingale in the good $39.95 porn in the white short nurse outfit shows up.... I was guessing I was her last patient of the day before she "headed" to her evening job at Diamond Caberet.

I used up 20 years of will power not going to attention....