Mephisto at the Senior Citizens Center...
"Most hypnotists invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Mephisto withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch... watch the watch... watch the watch ."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the Mephistos fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces .
"Crap", said Mephisto.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.