A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says,
What will you have? The guy says "Martini." The robot brings back the
best martini ever and says to the man. What's your IQ? The guy says,
178.? The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration
and medical technology.

The guy leaves, but he is curious, so he goes back into the bar. The
robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini".
Again, the robot makes a great martini, gives it to the man and says,
"What's your IQ?" The guy says, "120." The robot then starts to talk
about Nascar, Budweiser, Hunting, Fishing and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks, I'll try it
one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What
will you have?" The guy says, "Martini", and the robot brings him
another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The
guy says, "Uh, about 75 I guess."

The robot leans in real close and says,
"So... you still happy
you voted for Obama?"