Americans following Obama
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> Little Johnny is not an Obama fan
> A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were obama fans.
> Not really knowing what an obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher,
> all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
> The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.
>
> Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
>
> The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a
> Republican."
>
> The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my
> Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
>
> Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your
> dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"
>
> With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan."