Mohammed entered his classroom.
"What is your name?" asked the teacher.
"Mohammed".... answered the kid.
"We are in Alberta and there is no "Mohammed". From now on your name will be "BRUCE"." replied the teacher.
In the evening, Mohammed returned home.
"How was your day, Mohammed?" asked his mother.
"My name is not 'Mohammed'. I am an Albertan now and my name is 'Bruce'."

"Ah, are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to disown your parents? Your heritage, your religion? Shame on you." and she beat him.
Then she called his father and he beat him savagely too..

The next day Mohammed returned to school. When the teacher saw him with all the bruises she asked:
"What happened to you little Bruce?"

"Well, Miss you wouldn't believe it. Just two hours after becoming an Albertan, I was attacked by two flippin’ Arabs....."