Burrhead
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02/26/10 02:45 PM
Re: I'm Not Racist. I Hate Everyone

"Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward to the altar," the reverend says. Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks: "What is your name and what do you want me to pray about for you?" Leroy replies: "Preacher, my name is Leroy and I need you to pray for my hearing." The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and places his other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy. After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't til next Wednesday..."



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