Diary Entries of a Young Woman on a Cruise Ship:

MONDAY:

Dear Diary: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt singularly honored this evening. The Captain asked me to dine at his table.

TUESDAY:

Dear Diary: I spent the entire afternoon on the
bridge with the Captain.

WEDNESDAY:

Dear Diary: The Captain made proposals to me
unbecoming an officer and a gentleman.

THURSDAY:

Dear Diary: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship if I do not give in to his indecent
proposals!

FRIDAY:

Dear Diary: This afternoon I saved 1600 lives. Twice.