A guy has a red ring about halfway down his c**k so he goes to the emegency room to have it looked at. They tell him to go into this curtained room, get undressed and wait for the Dr. He is setting on the table when he hears the Dr. in the other room talking to another patient.
Dr."What seems to be your problem?"
Patient 1," I have this red ring about half way down my c**k and thought I should get it looked at."
The Dr. say's, "Let me see. HHhummmm. OK, here is what you do, Go home take a nice warm bath and wash yourself real good down there and you should be alright. That will be $10.00."
Patient 1 says thanks and leaves.
The Dr. comes into Patient 2s cube and says," What seems to be your problem?"
Patient 2 says ," I have a red ring about half way down my c**k, and thought I should get it looked at."
DR. " Ok let me see."
The Dr. looks and says," We are going to have to put you in isolation and maybe you will need surgery, it doesn't look good."
Patient 2," WHAT?? The guy next to me had a ring ring on his c**k and you told him to go take a bath!!!"
Dr. " Yes, but his was lipstick."