Simon and Bubba were out hunting in the woods when Simon decided he couldn't wait to go to the bathroom anymore.
"Man, Bubba, I've got to use the bathroom", he said, "but I don't have any toilet paper".
"Just use a dollar", said Bubba.
So Simon proceeded around a tree to do his business. A few minutes later, he came from behind the tree with brown stuff all over his hands.
"I thought I told you to use a dollar", exclaimed Bubba!
"I did", said Simon, "but have you ever tried to wipe with three quarters, two dimes, and a nickel"?