Gun Shop Owner: "Hi, How can I help you?"

Client: "I'm lookin' for a gun."

Owner:"What kind of gun are you lookin' for?"

Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): "That one looks about right."

Owner: (very surprised): " Why do you need a .44 magnum?"

Client: "It's for shootin' at cans."

Owner: (pointing at a small handgun): "Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans."

Client: (pointing again at the .44): "Nah, I need this one."

Owner: "OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?"

Client: "Mexi-cans.......Puerto Ri-cans........Afri-cans